18th
Greedo: Going somewhere, Solo?
Han: Yes, Greedo. As a matter of fact, I was just going to see your boss. Tell Jabba that I’ve got his money.
Greedo: It’s too late. You should have paid him when you had the chance. Jabba’s put a price on your head, so large that every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you. I’m lucky I found you first.
Han: Yeah, but this time I got the money.
Greedo: If you give it to me, I might forget I found you.
Han: I don’t have it with me. Tell Jabba…
Greedo: Jabba’s through with you. He has no time for smugglers who drop their shipments at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.
Han: Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?
Greedo: You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your ship.
Han: Over my dead body.
Greedo: That’s the idea. I’ve been looking forward to killing you for a long time.
Han: Yes, I’ll bet you have.
ZZZZZZZZAP!
Han: Sorry about the mess.
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Han shot first. Don’t let anyone tell you different, especially George Lucas.
