2nd
Donnie: What you been up to?
Wooderson: Same shit man, workin for the city.
Donnie: Workin man, huh?
Wooderson: Yeah, been thinking about getting back into school though man.
Donnie: Like a JC, something like that?
Wooderson: Yeah man, that’s where all the girls are, right?
Donnie: Yes they are.
Wooderson: But on the other hand, I’d just as soon keep working, keep a little change in my pocket, rather than spend my time listening to some dipshit doesn’t know what he’s talkin about anyway.
Donnie: I know what you’re talkin about.
Wooderson: Say, you’re a freshman, right?
Mitch: Yeah…?
Wooderson: So tell me man, how’s this year’s crop of freshman chicks looking?
Donnie: Woods, you’re going to end up in jail sometime over the summer, I know that for a fact.
Wooderson: Nah man, nah, I have to tell you… That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older… they stay the same age.
Donnie: Yes they do.
Wooderson: Yes they do.
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Best scene of Matthew McConaughey’s career, from Dazed & Confused.