17th
Ted: WHOA!
Bill + Ted: Not bad.
Rufus: Greetings, my excellent friends.
Ted: Do you know when the Mongols ruled China?
Rufus: Well, perhaps we can ask them. Bill S. Preston, Esquire.. and Ted “Theodore” Logan. Gentlement… I’m here to help you with your history report.
Ted: What?
Bill: How?
Alternate Bill + Ted: WHOOAAAAAAA! Oh, I hate that part.
Ted: Bill…
Bill: What?
Ted: Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
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I wonder what the late, great George Karlin would say if he knew he’d been immortalized as a gummibear? Probably something that can’t be said on television…
Here’s the scene from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure.
I think credit for this suggestion goes to somebody, but for the life of me, I can’t remember who. Someone mentioned the Circle K to me… oh well. Claim credit if it was you!